lauren is the brittany to my santana.
#otp: married 2069ever
in which sidebar gifs are always accredited to this lovely person, my unicorn, my best friend, my soulmate.
Normal everyday objects that naturally you and I would come to nurture and adore, have their own personal vendetta against me. Except for cheese. And especially that of vacuumus machinery.
The name assigned to me at birth, was Mallory. You may choose to call me that, if that is where your desires lean.
Is married. Actually not dead.
21 years of age is attached to me.
Canadian. Proudly so.
I make sense of things that shouldn't ever piece together whatsoever; and things that do translate? Well I strip the sense away. Kind of like that one girl who turns into a stripper drunk.
Just.
Kelly Clarkson, Heather Morris, Naya Rivera, Jessica Parker Kennedy.
Brittana and Doccubus.
Lost Girl.
That about covers it.
Imagine me waving my hand rapidly in your direction.